another girl, another planet
some girl called georgie from sheffield, england who is 16

swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

(via bulletproofdeath)

flewor:

its a metaphor
Me and my gf Me: babe you know I don't like it when you smoke
Her: that me metaphor
dekutree:

drive
alapoet:


the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

(via tittytittygangbang)

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

(via umbrellaeon)

awwww-cute:

A bunny and his corn
cherub69:

⊂(´ω`⊂⌒⊃
lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside